Husbandguy Said:

This weekend, Husbandguy was watching football and he said, "[Some receiver on the Panthers] couldn't catch a ball to save his life!" Seriously. Pete called him on it. She asked, "Why did you say that about 'saving his life'?" She seemed worried. Was the guy going to die? Right there on TV? With everyone watching? It wasn't interesting enough to convince her that football is worth watching, though.