Okay. You Asked for It.

You're right, The Grandpa. I did help you make that "cake." But for the record, I want to remind everyone that you had been working on it before I came to help, and I believe that the damage was done before I even had a chance to read the recipe. Wrong size pans? Not my fault. Liqueur in everything? Not my fault. Cough syrup flavor? Not my fault. Whipped cream? Perfect. I did that.

My five year-old made this cake...