part 1

The Kah-Kahfonee

About this creature
You have probably heard.
You most likely thought
It was just a word.
No such luck, though.
The monster is real
It's big and it's loud and
Sometimes surreal.

The monster, it has
Four little arms
And four big eyes
And girlish charms
And two giant mouths,
The loudest you've heard.
It never whispers,
SHOUTS every word.