A.K.A.

I was short on stuff and found this in my drafts. Enjoy! And please steal it from me (leave me a comment if you do).

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Mommys Nintendo (yeah-huh!)

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names) Beth Harris (but don't tell anyone, okay? or "They" might find me...)

3. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) James Joseph

4. STAR WARS NAME:(first three letters of your last name, first three of your first name) Ndomom

5. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal) Blue Elephant (Blue Elephant to Red Bobcat... The duck has landed. Repeat: the duck has landed. Over.)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born) Carole Columbus (it's really spelled that way too!)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) The Red Lemonade (what would my super power be, I wonder?)

8. FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) Modo (bzzzzz)

9. STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Mint Peanutbutter

10. ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name) Vermilion

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on) Chelsea Wetmore (ooo... that works...)

12. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Momizzle

13. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Molly

14. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav. candy) Dewberry Chocolate (that, however, doesn't work...)