So there was this thing on the kitchen floor the other day and it looked just like one of those spider rings that kids have and I noticed it but assumed it was harmless because Lulu had one of those rings the other day so I kept walking and then IT CRAWLED AWAY FROM ME!! Toys do not generally crawl away. Or if they do they sing doodleydoodledoo while they do it and you know it's a toy and not scary. But this was apparently a real spider. That looked like one of those HOLYCRAPHUGE spider rings. So I screamed, and Husbandguy got all pissed off at me. Here's why: I don't know how to scream. It confused him - the noise I made. He thought I was singing and was Super Annoyed that I actually needed him to kill a spider. Apparently people don't generally sing opera when they're afraid of something creepy and crawly springing at them and biting their heads off with their 8-legged spidery-ness. Who knew?
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HOLYCRAPHUGE, indeed! I would have wailed like Mariah Carey !!
Peace - Rene
You had me with the title.
(Spiders down bite with their legs!)
Oh, girl. I'll teach you how to scream properly- the kind of scream that you would have heard in a slasher flick in the 1940's, followed by a faint. Sound good? This is useful for both spiders and that first downhill on big roller coasters.
Rene - I think HG would have preferred a Mariah Carey kind of sound.
45aA - It was planning on springing with its legs and biting my head with its spidery-ness. I am certain of that.
Thanks for the offer, PSP, but it won't help. I've tried. The best I can muster, even on the steepest of rickety old rollercoasters is a pitiful little aaaaaa... Usually it sounds like I'm asking a question.
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